I’m one extremely busy guy. I work 60 hours a week in the office, plus I have to take my kids all over town for all their sports and recitals and whatever bullshit they’re signed up for this week. Oh, and the wife always needs me to go buy her another pack of hair dye. Because she’s gray as a fucking mule and doesn’t want anyone to know about it.

Oh, and sometimes even I have things I want to do in my free time. Isn’t that crazy? Doesn’t that make me sound selfish? I know, right?! How do I spend my free time? I go hide in the bathroom and jerk off to porn. You might think that sounds pathetic but it’s the one thing I have left, so get off my fucking back!

I don’t have time to research all the best porn sites but that’s actually not a problem at all. It’s barely an inconvenience! I just use BigPornList.club to show me the goods. Check out this pornlist and see for yourself!